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Personal

Since:

Friday, January 30, 2009

Gender:

Male

Age:

30

Languages:

Golden Retriever

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Guns kill people in the same way silverware made Oprah fat. We come into this world naked, screaming, and covered in blood. With dedication and a little planning, you can go out the same way.

I'm here for:

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Email:

dontgivehimthestick@yahoo.com

Personal website:

http://thescalesoapbox.proboards.com/index.cgi

Current:

• United States
• Michigan
• Ithaca

Hometown:

• United States

Birthplace:

• United States
• Michigan
• Alma

Marital status:

In a relationship

Sexual orientation:

Straight

Children:

I don't want kids ever

Education:

Grad/professional school

Origin:

"I am from Mars, and I was here when the dinosaurs were around."- Question Mark (Rudy Martinez) The Mysterions

Interests:

Cars and other motorized conveyances,'80's metal, X-Files and other weird TV shows, model cars (duh), reading, writing, Milfs.

Sports:

Too lazy to be competitive. I do like the Detroit sports teams, because they're pretty much all terrible.

Music:

Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Comedy

Movies:

Anything Star Trek, Inglorious Basterds, etc.

Television:

It's Always Sunny, Knight Rider,,CSI, House, Monk, Top Gear, Robot Chicken , Life After People, Invader Zim, Aqu NCIS, Law & Order, Monster Quest, Mystery Quest, In Search Of, Deep Sea Salvage, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, stuff on Nat Geo and History Channe

Heroes:

The scary dude who lives under the bridge by the bus stop. Bowling Ball Bag Bob.

Books:

Timmy The Squirell's Color By Numbers, Chariots of the Gods, any Construction/Natural Disaster Stuff

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