Trailtrash Philosophy:
Take the trail less travelled.
The mountains won't come to you.
Life without adventure would just be golf;
It's all about the dogs.
You're never lost if you're where you want to be.


Trailtrash Famous Last Words:
It’s totally runable.
We fear no frogs!
According to the map….
This looks familiar.…
It should be safe….
It doesn't look too deep.
Let's make it a loop!
If I'm not back by.....
Is that the sound of a helicopter?